Alien In An Apple Productions

2006-12-08T01:32:00.000Z

the sooner this effin dundrum show is over the sooner we get to the bar

2006-12-08T01:31:00.002Z

cute

2006-12-08T01:31:00.001Z

i think i just sat on something sharp

2006-12-08T01:31:00.000Z

yes rodney, we will not drink alcohol during the show

2006-12-08T01:30:00.000Z

"i am thinking of angelina jolie"...stop thinking with your hands in your pocket!

2006-12-08T01:29:00.000Z

please can i give pat a gentle tap on the head..?

2006-12-08T01:27:00.001Z

i am really happy to be here - honest

2006-12-08T01:27:00.000Z

my name is declan, i have a camera and i know how to use it...where is the audience??

2006-12-08T01:26:00.000Z

the backstage crew have to eat and drink as well you know!

2006-12-08T01:25:00.001Z

are u sure we'll fill this theatre?

2006-12-08T01:25:00.000Z

carol shrinks mysteriously in dundrum

2006-12-08T01:24:00.000Z

june 06 - summer pat and hugely expensive poster

2006-12-08T01:19:00.000Z

this is how a professional actor holds a pint

2006-12-08T01:18:00.000Z

DON'T BLINK CAROL...EXCELLENT, NOW EVERYONE LOOK AT THE CAMERA, THE PICTURE IS ABOUT TO BE TAKEN...aagh fidelma!!!!

2006-12-08T01:17:00.001Z

DO YUOU THINK I COULD GET A PART IN HARRY POTTER?

2006-12-08T01:17:00.000Z

how about a little kissie for the director....don't blink, the picture is about to be taken..AAGGHH CAROL !!!

2006-12-08T01:16:00.000Z

the luvly ladies all together, tongue courtesy of dara

2006-12-08T01:15:00.000Z

no everyone, do not blink, i am taking the picture now..AAGGHHHH CAROL !!! NOOO!

2006-12-08T01:14:00.000Z

susan shows she's good with figures...she can count up to 5...sean and pat are talking about themselves (again)..fidelma keeps well out of it

2006-12-08T01:10:00.000Z

don't laugh ladies, i am indeed mister coolest of cool

2006-12-08T01:09:00.000Z

i can't believe i can do this in public, normally i only get to do this in my bedroom

2006-12-08T01:08:00.001Z

i like boys with nice teeth like mine

2006-12-08T01:08:00.000Z

"Noelle come back...!"

2006-12-08T01:07:00.001Z

i shall eat your nose with some falfa beans and a nice bottle of chianti

2006-12-08T01:07:00.000Z

come on guys, this wednesday crowd (what's left of them) are really enjoying the show!!

2006-12-08T01:06:00.000Z

Dara, I think you've just broken my shoulders with your iron grip

2006-12-08T01:05:00.001Z

would you people stop hogging the mirrors?

2006-12-08T01:05:00.000Z

claudia, your voice projection is hurting my eyes

2006-12-08T01:04:00.001Z

listen pat, don't u know you are talking to mister cool?

2006-12-08T01:04:00.000Z

the coolest actor in the world

2006-12-08T01:01:00.001Z

hermione will put manners on all of ye

2006-12-08T01:01:00.000Z

watch where u stick that tongue little puppy

2006-12-08T01:00:00.000Z

kissin and slurpin cuzzins

2006-12-08T00:59:00.001Z

does my nose look big in this?

2006-12-08T00:59:00.000Z

these siblings are a bit too close for comfort

2005-10-25T09:13:00.000+01:00

Hey y'all!
Just to let you know bout a few plays I've heard are going on at the mo which should be worth seeing...
My lil bro is in "Loaded" which was part of the Youth Fringe Festival this year and is being reperformed in the Helix,DCU, from thurs 27th -sat29th october.
"The Day They Shot John Lennon" is going on in the International Bar (upstairs) from Thurs 27th - sun 30th
Admission for both bout €10?
Anyone going to Saipan Summer tonight enjoy! (",)
sue

2005-10-24T16:07:00.000+01:00

Seats are limited for the Gingerman tomorrow night, so you should be there
around 7.30 ish to be guaranteed a seat.

2005-10-23T12:07:00.000+01:00

Crikey! I turn my back for a year and look what happens! Ah I remember when this group was run by a bunch of hapless amateurs and one unfeasibly tall bloke with a big bottom and the only website we had was that corner of Mongrel's kitchen where 'spidey' lived. For those who have never met me, I'm much taller and better looking than that photograph suggests - some kind of weird optical illusion going on there. Or I could be deluded, I'm not sure.

Flightless birds rock! Oops! I mean, flightless birds walk!

2005-10-21T11:18:00.000+01:00

Subject: Fwd: FW: Rindercella - Ronnie Barker special.Ronnie Barker script;

This was originally shown on BBC TV back in the seventies. RonnieBarker could say all this without a snigger (though god knows how manytakes). Irony is that they received not one complaint. Must have beenthe speed of delivery was too much for the whining herds.Try getting through it without converting the spoonerisms as you read;

This is the story of Rindercella and her sugly isters.

Rindercella and her sugly isters lived in a marge lansion. Rindercellaworked very hard frubbing sloors, emptying poss pits, and shivellingshot. At the end of the day, she was knucking fackered. The sugly isters were right bugly astards. One was called Mary Hinge, and the other was called Betty Swallocks; they were really forriblehuckers; they had fetty sweet and fetty swannies.

The sugly isters hadtickets to go to the ball, but the cotton runts would not let Rindercella go. Suddenly there was a bucking fang, and her gairy fodmother appeared. Hername was Shairy Hithole and she was a light rucking fesbian. She turneda pumpkin and six mite wice into a hucking cuge farriage with six dandyronkeys who had buge hollocks and dig bicks. The gairy fodmother told Rindercella to be back by dimnlight otherwise,there would be a cucking falamity.

At the ball, Rindercella was dancing with the prandsome hince when suddenly the clock struck twelve. "Mist all chucking frighty!!!" saidRindercella, and she ran out tripping barse over ollocks, so droppingher slass glipper. The very next day the prandsome hince knocked on Rindercella's door andthe sugly isters let him in. Suddenly, Betty Swallocks lifted her leg and let off a fig bart. "Whose fust jarted??" asked the prandsome hince? "Blame that fugly ucker over there!!" said Mary Hinge. When the stinking brown cloud had lifted, he tried the slass glipper on both the suglyisters without success and their feet stucking funk. Betty Swallocks was ducking fisgusted and gave the prandsome hince a knack in the kickers. This was not difficult as he had bucking fugehalls and a hig bard on. He tried the slass glipper on Rindercella and it fitted pucking ferfectly. Rindercella and the prandsome hince were married. The pransome hince lived his life in lucking fuxury, and Rindercella lived hers with a follen swanny.

Mongie

2005-10-21T00:18:00.000+01:00

Blah Blah reveals himself.....in his spare time he prefers to be called Mildred

2005-10-21T00:09:00.000+01:00

I am completely confident about the direction that we are taking,and I am convinced that we have a wonderful show and cast...errmmm....

2005-10-20T23:36:00.000+01:00

Rodders with one of the promising cast members looking forward to the new show in 2006.

2005-10-20T15:44:00.000+01:00

For those of you who haven't met them... Here's Mongie and Penguin with some attractive fella.......Penguin's the chap in the middle wearing the glasses...Mongie, on the left, is wearing his usual startled expression. He was particularly lucid when this photo was taken.

2005-10-20T14:58:00.000+01:00

Declan O'Brien's "Saipan Summer" will have a stage reading in the Gingerman
at 8pm on Mon 24/Tues 25 October.

A few are going along (Seamie, Susan, Summer and meself hopefully) on Tuesday...

Dec's a very colourful writer. Here's an excerpt from his last script....

2005-10-20T11:42:00.000+01:00

Who says I'm not beautiful and mature?

2005-10-20T11:24:00.000+01:00

Just want to say it's a pleasure to be associated with Alinap.
Rodders is a very talented and good looking person.

2005-10-19T11:56:00.000+01:00

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