the sooner this effin dundrum show is over the sooner we get to the bar 

cute 

i think i just sat on something sharp 

yes rodney, we will not drink alcohol during the show 

"i am thinking of angelina jolie"...stop thinking with your hands in your pocket! 

please can i give pat a gentle tap on the head..? 

i am really happy to be here - honest 

my name is declan, i have a camera and i know how to use it...where is the audience?? 

the backstage crew have to eat and drink as well you know! 

are u sure we'll fill this theatre? 

carol shrinks mysteriously in dundrum 

june 06 - summer pat and hugely expensive poster 

this is how a professional actor holds a pint 

DON'T BLINK CAROL...EXCELLENT, NOW EVERYONE LOOK AT THE CAMERA, THE PICTURE IS ABOUT TO BE TAKEN...aagh fidelma!!!! 

DO YUOU THINK I COULD GET A PART IN HARRY POTTER? 

how about a little kissie for the director....don't blink, the picture is about to be taken..AAGGHH CAROL !!! 

the luvly ladies all together, tongue courtesy of dara 

no everyone, do not blink, i am taking the picture now..AAGGHHHH CAROL !!! NOOO! 

susan shows she's good with figures...she can count up to 5...sean and pat are talking about themselves (again)..fidelma keeps well out of it 

don't laugh ladies, i am indeed mister coolest of cool 

i can't believe i can do this in public, normally i only get to do this in my bedroom 

i like boys with nice teeth like mine 

"Noelle come back...!" 

i shall eat your nose with some falfa beans and a nice bottle of chianti 

come on guys, this wednesday crowd (what's left of them) are really enjoying the show!!